Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.
I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place.
Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
When birds play baseball, it’s easy to tell who’s pigeon.
The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
We come Bering good tidings: This year we pledge to insult Alaskans. It’s our New Year’s razz Aleutian.
I was kicked in the balls by a Cockney.
How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.


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