Don’t open any letters from the tax audit department! They could be smeared with fee-sees.
It doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than Pearl Jam.
Don’t baptize your children: it’s a chrism sentence.
Little known fact: Mickey Mouse and Mighty Mouse once served together in the Murine Corps.
Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.
Yiddish cannibal’s favourite food: Shiksakebob.
Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?
Louis Armstrong doing spots for Nike? Jazz do it!
Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.

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