I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!
I broke out in a waltz today. It was just once of those happens dance things.
Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
The high flying JPEG lawyer was embarrassed to have lost his case to a plain tiff.
After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.
I hate when my chili has too much pepper in it. I cayenne stand it!
Do sailors have to take courses in anchor management?
There’s a high incidence of cancer at polyp and paper mills.
I never gain weight despite eating a lot of spicy Italian subs. I owe it to my good meat-a-ballism.
What’s a dentist’s favourite garment?
A tee-thurt.