They dont build guns like they used too. Too many modern firearms show signs of shotty workmanship.
Political correctness has a new virtual reality app. It provides an amazing censory experience.
Proctology guideliness are too doctor-anal. They could benefit from a bottoms-up approach.
Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.
They say homosexuals can’t have children, but they are wrong: Conception requires two gay meats.
Men’s jockstraps can be purchased at a nardwear store.
Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.
I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.

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