A man with a depraved hairstyle, aka ‘Cowlickula‘.
An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
The dyslexic husband was arrested for spells-ill abuse.
When I realized I had eaten petrified PlayDough, I nearly had a hardy tack.
Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.
When my new car drove off itself a cliff, I realized I had bought a lemming.
There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.
My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
Dentists are so primal. They’re in touch with their inner enamel.


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