You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
Mexican food: I always order it ta co.
The football coach hired Prometheus as a linebacker. He said, “We’ve got to Titan up our defence.”
Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?
Yes – there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.
Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?
I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.
Salesmanship exercises important must-sell groups.
These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.
I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.