My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Japanese shoguns were not allowed to carry concealed weapons.
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...One of Noah’s sons revealed the secret place where the Ark had crashed. Upset, Noah said “You Ararat.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A pistachio pun is nut thing to be proud of.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:
- CherSnowbyl
- Apocalypse Snow
- Snowsama bin Laden
- snOMG
- Snowtorious BIG
- Blizzy Smalls
- Queen EBlizzardbeth
- SuperSnowva
- Snovacaine
- Snow J
- Snowlocaust
- Warning: This Weather Features Graphic Snowdity and Adult SituaFlaketions
- Help Me, Snowbi Wan!
- Snow Country for Old Men
- Great Squall of China
*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Why did the flower seller expand his shop?
Because business was blooming!
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