The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?
Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!
The nerdiest rock band ever?
Deep Urkel.
For unemployed physicists, the Large Hadron Collider is a make-quark project.
The lazy priest had a mass idle tendencies.
When my friend fell off the cliff I thought he meant to do it, because I didn’t hear any voice of descent.
When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
If you don’t get into heaven, take soulless.
Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.


