Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When Bill Clinton testified about Monica Lewinsky, he didn’t have a script. He just spoke ex-temp oral-anus lustily.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”
(17 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)Loading...If a naval officer loses a limb in battle and is given an honourable discharge, then in order to get it reattached he must join the army.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The chiropractor told my pregnant wife and I that our unborn child should have an adjustment. But I think he was just trying to fetus align.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I forgot to turn off the lights again. I feel like a more on.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There is nothing chattier than a half-cow, half duck. They can be very low quack ious.
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