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12/08/2023

Be a lumberjack. Saw the world.

(12 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5)

11/15/2023

Which celebrity microwaves his hotdogs?

Frank Zappa.

(15 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

09/29/2023

Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.

(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)

08/05/2023

Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”

(43 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)

07/14/2023

Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.

(14 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)

07/10/2023

Boo-merang: when you angrily send back your pie.

(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)

04/06/2023

Hear about the porno sequel to Disney’s Aladdin?

I’d Ream A Genie

(15 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)

12/14/2022

For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.

(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)

11/21/2022

The favourite music of menstruating women, without a doubt, is rag time. Period. Especially the flowing melodies and bleed violins of the London Philtamponic, whose works are best played PMSimo.

(11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)