Is there Nintendo in France?
Wii.
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Is there Nintendo in France?
Wii.
Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
Most people can’t write poetry. They should leave it to the prose.
Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.
Hear about the female student of interpretation theory, who rejected her boyfriend because he had fleas?
Yes, her man knew tics.
Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond
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A defibullator saves lies.
Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a scientific paper, and the titles of such papers are often puns. The topic of the paper is looking at fruit and seeing whether the phylogenetic trees you can construct based on morphological features match the known trees for these fruit. ~Alex, London, UK
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