Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.
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Boo-merang: when you angrily send back your pie.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
The favourite music of menstruating women, without a doubt, is rag time. Period. Especially the flowing melodies and bleed violins of the London Philtamponic, whose works are best played PMSimo.
Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.
I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
Most people can’t write poetry. They should leave it to the prose.
HRmy of DARKNESS
Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- HRotica
- HRmes (Greek God)
- HRmy of Darkness
- March into Health
- Take it Personnelly
- 100-Mile Riot
- Friends with Benefit Plans
- 100 Miles/HR
- Personnel trainers
- We had the runs for a century
- The Hired Guns
A defibullator saves lies.

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