Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
accidents
I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“
The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.
A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.
The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.