If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
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(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.
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