Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
accidents
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.
When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.
The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.


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