When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.
anatomy
Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
Every time I scrape myself, I have a big cell abrasion.
Where can you find a ‘picker’? The Pocanos.
Hear about the wig thief? He had a hair owin’ addiction.
I stocked shelves in a poorly organized department store. The experience left me with a rack/aisle disfunction
Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.


