What do roads and butt cracks have in common: asphalt.
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When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.
What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
NED: So, I was a guest at a Jewish circumcision.
ED: Really.
NED: The hosts actually charged admission to watch, and made us line up outside!
ED: Really.
NED: I couldn’t believe their nerve—such queue bris!
The go go dancer was fired for a legged incompetence.
If you get your private parts stuck in your zipper, you can call 1-800-CAUGHT-JUNK.
The woman stuck a pole up a Swedish guy’s behind. That’s how she got Sven aerial disease.
Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was boobs led.
The proctologist’s favourite baseball player? A. Pujols
I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.

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