If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
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(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Politicians can be rather ticklish, when they’re up for a lick shin.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You can trust a skeleton. They are bonified.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
(9 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)Loading...Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Proctology guideliness are too doctor-anal. They could benefit from a bottoms-up approach.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
(6 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t sit on a scarf – you’ll get your ascot.
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