They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
Lots more Puns on Demand requests filled today!
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Raccoon Paradise, aka the Garden of Feedin’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.
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