Any species extinction is a genuscide.
animals
Which insects are voyeurs?
Spied hers!
Goose turd makes waterfowl.
Puns about alligator stool are a croc of shit.
I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.
I left my gorilla in a tow-away zone. For which I ape-haul-ogize.
If you want to wrangle more than three ursines, you will have to be four bearing.
Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.
I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.


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