People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A lynch mob formed after the cat killed a mouse. They decided to round up a pussy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.
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(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Allahphants are God’s creatures.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
Parallel barking!
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