I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
animals
Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister
Careful how you slice up that wild game carcass: You don’t want to make a big moose steak!
I dreamed I was a pachyderm. I guess it was just elephantasy, and maybe I was trunk, but many a long ear passed by, and I still have the tusky odors from when I got herd pees.
What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.
I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.
If all the world’s bivalves became extinct, it would be a clamity.