Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Is being an anteater difficult? Yes, it’s very aard vark.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Careful how you slice up that wild game carcass: You don’t want to make a big moose steak!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I dreamed I was a pachyderm. I guess it was just elephantasy, and maybe I was trunk, but many a long ear passed by, and I still have the tusky odors from when I got herd pees.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.
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