When young cows compete in the vealodrome, they seek udder victory.
animals
Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
Is being an anteater difficult? Yes, it’s very aard vark.
Careful how you slice up that wild game carcass: You don’t want to make a big moose steak!
I dreamed I was a pachyderm. I guess it was just elephantasy, and maybe I was trunk, but many a long ear passed by, and I still have the tusky odors from when I got herd pees.
In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.


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