There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
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What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
In Japan, the pack animals are rich. They´re mule yen aires. They´re absolutely loaded.
If you hunt aquatic mammals in the arctic, your fate is sealed.

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