What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...In Japan, the pack animals are rich. They´re mule yen aires. They´re absolutely loaded.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you hunt aquatic mammals in the arctic, your fate is sealed.
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