Anyone who can fart on command belongs in an insta toot.
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Loading... (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...bodily functions
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...If you’re not in the middle of the ocean, you must be in continent.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Sterilizing food with urine is, unfortunately, a pees meal solution.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My spit doesn’t sink. It’s so phlegm buoyant.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ketchup sales are lagging far behind, after it was found that musturd is also a laxative.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.
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