What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
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(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s a new upscale periodical for fashionable, flatulent men. It’s called Ass choir Magazine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
(10 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Does the Journal of Incontinence Research utilize pee-er review?
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