Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Locutus suffered from excess flatulation after feasting on the s’more gas Borg.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A Frenchman would have you believe his farts smell sweeter. I’ve been to Paris and can tell you, this is a beau gas claim.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
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