To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
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(7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...What the maestro said when the orchestra player sneezed: “Bassoonteit!”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which rock star enjoys his morning ritual with a newspaper? Lou Reed.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Drooling is my new religion. It’s the only path to salivation.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Locutus suffered from excess flatulation after feasting on the s’more gas Borg.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A Frenchman would have you believe his farts smell sweeter. I’ve been to Paris and can tell you, this is a beau gas claim.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
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