Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
(8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...I love to vomit. It feels heavin’ly.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”
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