- Pound Zero
- If Looks Could Kilo
- Weight to Go
- Chubhub
- Hubba Chubba
- Highway to Health
- Sweat It Is
- The Sweatiest Thing
- Slim Chance
- Shed Happens
- Mass Shed Two Cents [Massachusetts?}
- The Mass Occurs
- Calorifornication
- Gastrict Dieting
business
DR. MEMENTO
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun name / clever name for a collectibles store I am opening. I will be selling a variety of collectibles. ~Brian, Freehold, NJ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Dr. Memento
- Collectobull Market
- Call Collect
- Collection Connection
- You Complete Me [Get the Whole Set]
- C-Bay
- Memorabble
- Trinket or Treat
- The Original Wrapper [not a pun, but could be useful]
- The Complete Set-Match Point
- The Card Attack [for baseball cards e.g.]
LAYOUT ON THE COUCH
Dear Pun Gents, I’m a freelance graphic designer with the last name Couch. Looking for a creative pun for my company name. No web design-related names please. ~Andrea
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Coucho Marks
- Designer Couch
- A Couch of Class
- Luck of the Draw
- Layout on the Couch
- Sofa SoGood
- Hot Sit
- Illustratosphere
- PayPalette
- Pantonemime
- GoTo Shop
- Logoland
- Poster-IT
- Visual Eyes
DIRECT SIZZLES
Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Slumberinas
- Hot Damn!sels
- The Empoweresses
- Ex-Prude Advisors
- Sultrysts
- The Super Eros [Superheros]
The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.
Did the inventor of the polygraph lie sense his product?
THE PILSNERS OF THE EARTH
Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a story about a castle that was converted into a tavern. I think it needs a punny name, don’t you? ~Hadley, Saskatoon, SK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Sit Your Buttress Down
- Come Get Pilastered
- The Bar Bican
- The DramBridge
- Get Your Moater Running
- Redoubtful Renovation
- We’re All Out of Stockade
- Lunchin’ in a Dungeon
TAT’S ALL FOLKS
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a tattoo shop business name. ~Jason, Coplay, PA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Tattanium
- Henna Barbarians
- Bawdy Art
- Brandy’s
- Ned’s Needles
- Scar Faces
When Napster hit the music industry, it was like Sharenobyl.
MATCHISMO
Dear Pun Gents, I just started my own matchmaking business and have been offered a five-minute slot on a South African radio station. The slot is called Pun Review. I need to tell people about dating, matchmaking, the first date, etc, and I need to use as many clever puns as I can. Please help!! ~Bonita, Johannesburg
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Our service is a model of a fish-in-the-sea.
- Looking to get lady?
- You pick up chicks or we pick up the cheque.
- Did somebody sneeze? Match-You!