“Hithee hither!”: proof that Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”, when translated into Olde English, is a recipe for indiscriminate violence against both sexes.
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Is it true Michael J Fox did a documentary in the 1980s about starvation in Southeast Asia?
Yes, Faminy Thais.
When MJ’s hair caught fire, was he a Jacko Lantern?
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator
Who’s gonna do The Daily Show? Jon’s too hurt.
Mike Sorrentino got a boob job. How do I know? Well, let’s just say I keep a breast of The Situation.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.


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