How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuingĀ an eggs-accretive order.
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To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
Garry Kasparov‘s favourite wood is chestnut.
Eminem came on stage and the audience was rapped.
Tina Turner’s youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She’s a teen attorney.
2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: ‘Bad Romans‘.
Did Tom get custody? No Suri.
The most popular language in the world right now is Sheenese.
Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.
I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.


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