The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
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Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house?
Cuz she’s always in ass-grow.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
Eminem owns two pipelines in Central Asia:
- Gas Uzbek
- ‘Stan
(what about Sallim Zashadi)?


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