You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
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Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Santa puns really sleigh me.
I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remainĀ eggnogstic.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.
NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.