What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
christmas
My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.
I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Santa puns really sleigh me.
I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain eggnogstic.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.


