Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
clothes
In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.
Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?
When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.
Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y.
Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”