When the Vatican announced that cows could be ordained priests, the bovines could scarcely contain their heifervestments
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Cows who produce rotten milk should be put out to pasteur.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...In the future, there will be no more cows. At least, that’s what I’ve herd.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Louis Pasteur loved his cattle. When he was a professor he received his degree honor ‘is cowsa.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My cow can cross a river all by herself. She went to Oxfjord.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.
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