I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.
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Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.
When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
A time-traveler was arrested. His defence: he was temporally insane.
The BBQ joint was held up. What a braisin’ act.
If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!
I stole a ladder. I know–It was a rung thing to do.
My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
There was a man arrested for throwing hot coffee in people’s faces. The police report noted ‘the suspect made use of brewed force‘.


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