Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A time-traveler was arrested. His defence: he was temporally insane.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...The BBQ joint was held up. What a braisin’ act.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I stole a ladder. I know–It was a rung thing to do.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
(9 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)Loading...There was a man arrested for throwing hot coffee in people’s faces. The police report noted ‘the suspect made use of brewed force‘.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
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