I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Setting fire to a cemetery is an act of tomb fuellery.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the businessman turned serial killer?
He was obsessed with stalk options!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the woman who wore a toupee in place of a bra? She was involved in a major rug bust.
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