The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.
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In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
Hear about the woman who wore a toupee in place of a bra? She was involved in a major rug bust.
A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
I set fire to a talk show host. I was charged with Arsenio.
Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.
There was a hostage incident at the paint store. They had to call in the swatch team.