They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.
death
The patron saint of constipation had a grisly end: he was mar turd.
Condom use can lead to asphyxia: it makes it hard to breed.
The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
When someone stole my toilet paper, I felt like I had been visited by the Grim Wiper.
Auctioning a corpse: now that’s morbid!
If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.


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