I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
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Which dog could breathe underwater? Scuba Do.
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
Which species put a cartoon dog into space? The Mars Snoopyals.
My dog wrote a novel. Unfortunately, it was terrible. The plot was so arf-fetched.
I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’
I asked Mr. Burns to renew my dog’s rental agreement. He said ‘Smithers, re-lease the hounds!’
My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.
I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.


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