Cheer Pun Gent Pat at the PunOff – Watch live webcast May 16
Forecasts of bad weather make farmers bipolar. They’re almanac depressive.
The future of farming? Pig Data.
What’s a farmer’s biggest nightmare?
Attila the Hen.
People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm – all I see is hays.
There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.
How does a farmer pick up women?
“Wanna ride on my barley? Let’s combine.”
They know how to a tractor!
Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
Which animal is hardest to milk?
The drama dairy.
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!