Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who can fart on command belongs in an insta toot.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A fat man’s flatulence is truly flabber gas sting.
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
(11 votes, average: 3.18 out of 5)Loading...Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea:Â I no scent.
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