Anyone who can fart on command belongs in an insta toot.
farts
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
A fat man’s flatulence is truly flabber gas sting.
Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea:Â I no scent.
The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.