Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...All my friends wear hats in their profile picture. They should call it FezBook!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...You shouldn’t assume that people with big hair like to give high-fives. In fact that would be a frodian slap.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...How do salespeople approach a dinosaur at H&M?
A: “Try, sir, a top?”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
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