Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
fashion
Fashion victims? Those with tie-dyed pants are guilty of jeanocide.
Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.
All my friends wear hats in their profile picture. They should call it FezBook!
You shouldn’t assume that people with big hair like to give high-fives. In fact that would be a frodian slap.
Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.


