food
How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
Do Italian vegetarians listen to gino beets?
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
Food color manufacturing is a dyeing industry.
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?


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