My relationship with Betty Crocker has been misconstrudled.
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I love coffee, but only instant coffee. I’m like a bodumless pit.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you open a champagne bottle?
Brut force.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I just ate at a really expensive pancake place…
ED: Was it too much money?
NED: Absolutely. It was ugly, just a crepe and billage!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I saw a performance artist vomiting soup. It was absolutely broth-taking.
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