NED: Eating yogurt gives me pornographic hallucinations.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah. I think it’s the acidophallus.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Buy a winnebagel. You have muffin to lose. People might think you’re cookie, but donut listen.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When the cops showed up at the Chinese restaurant after receiving a burglary call, they were shocked at the wonton destruction.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I’d love to be abandoned on a dessert island.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I dropped my jar of strawberry jam. It landed on the floor!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now it’s busted. I wasn’t ex-pectin that.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.
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