I quit drinking hard liquor and joined with my brothers at AA. Together we are kin dread spirits.
food and drink
At the Second Gumming of Christ, Jesus will finally be crowned King of the Chews.
Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
“Without ice cream,” said the food critic, “Belgian desserts taste just waffle.”
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
What should you feed your demented, senile grandmother?
Gram crackers.
The second richest man in the world hates restaurants , and has even declared a war on buffets.
I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
My relationship with Betty Crocker has been misconstrudled.
Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?

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