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01/30/2023

For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

01/26/2023

Eating a quantity of fruit every day is of pear-amount importance.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

01/21/2023

I mashed together chick peas and apples and the resulting gooey mixture was poisonous. I guess I’m a hummus cider maniac.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

01/03/2023

Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

12/14/2022

For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.

(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)

12/13/2022

I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.

(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

12/11/2022

If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.

(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)

11/26/2022

Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

11/10/2022

Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.

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11/05/2022

Gourmet burgers joints are popping up all over, thanks to the rise of the Hambourgeois.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)