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03/08/2020

When it comes to cheeses, demolition experts don’t like cheddar; they prefer de brie.

(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

03/02/2020

There was a man arrested for throwing hot coffee in people’s faces. The police report noted ‘the suspect made use of brewed force‘.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

12/26/2019

I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.

(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

12/22/2019

What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

11/10/2019

When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.

(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)

11/09/2019

Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.

(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

11/08/2019

NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

10/18/2019

The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.

(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

09/05/2019

Indian restaurant at the Athens Acropolis: aka The Part the Naan.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)