Ever since the economy crumbled I’ve not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I’ve been fork losed!
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
“GRAINS!”
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.
(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)Loading...Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n’this!?’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Are there hot dog stands in Frankfort?
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Eating edamame is easy. You will surely suck seed.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Cows who produce rotten milk should be put out to pasteur.
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