Before ice cream, Ben and Jerry worked in software, you know, hawkin’ DOS.
food
I’ll eat any kind of sweet potato. I’m yambidextrous.
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
For which trendy grains have I cooled my enthusiasm? Quinoas.
Who’s the most villainous vegetarian? A: Green Goblin’.
A pistachio pun isĀ nut thing to be proud of.
Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
How does a mobster turn down fudge? A: “Fudgegettaboutit!“
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.

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