How does a mobster turn down fudge? A: “Fudgegettaboutit!“
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(6 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Licorice has anise flavour.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When I fast I just hunger down and do it.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Maple syrup: What sap with that?
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