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12/29/2023

Which medieval scourge pre-dated spam?

Chainmail letters.

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12/07/2023

Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.

(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

12/05/2023

Apples were very expensive in ancient Rome. Worst of all in Pomme-pay.

(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)

11/19/2023

Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.

(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)

11/13/2023

Last words of the Titanic captain?

‘Holey Ship!’

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

11/03/2023

The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.

(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)

10/22/2023

The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.

(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

09/12/2023

The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

09/03/2023

Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.

(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

08/28/2023

True or false: Marc O’Polo was Irish.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)