Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.
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I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.
The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.
Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
Young people had no free time, in the Busy teen Era.
Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
After Lincoln was shot, he was made fun of by punsters. He was a victim of
a sassin’ .