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11/03/2023

The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.

(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)

10/22/2023

The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.

(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

09/12/2023

The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

09/03/2023

Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.

(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

07/19/2023

Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.

(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

06/15/2023

I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.

(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

05/23/2023

The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

04/20/2023

Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?

John Wilts Booth.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

04/10/2023

There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

04/05/2023

In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.

(11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)