When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
horror
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.
People who work out too much are like monsters. Aka the Abdominal Show-man.
Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
Vampires hate technology. They’re all bluddites.
Trying to kill a vampire? Don’t make a miss stake!
The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.


