What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
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Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.
My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!

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