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When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!

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#DASHTAG

Dear Pun Gents, my best friend and I are having a scavenger hunt 25th birthday party and looking for a punny hashtag to keep the teams aware of each other’s progress throughout the night. ~Elsie, New York

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. #Dashtag
  2. #Scavengeance
  3. #ScavengeIsSweet
  4. #HuntingPuns
  5. #AttilaTheHunt
  6. #Scaviar
  7. #foundaquarter
  8. #25nonsense
  9. #the25thpercentfile
  10. #quartercenturions
  11. #aginglikeafindwine
  12. #finderstweeters
  13. #quartersearch
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XBO 2010

Dear Pun Gents, I need a new Xbox live name. I was hoping you guys could use my name or part of my name in it. Thanks! ~Richard, Troy, MI (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. For richard or poorer
2. Troy Again
3. Just Troy Mi
4. Ric Hard

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