If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Rowan Atkinson refuses to do nude scenes, due to insecurity over his pale complexion. He wrote about it, in fact: The Unbareable Whiteness of Bean.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Was Thoreau a hermit?
Well he did have a Walden existence.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Indian raitas pen a lot of naan-fiction. They unfold at a curried paste. I like to sit down in Mahal and read them. I got so engrossed the last time when my mom was leaving the house I didn’t even wish her ‘Mum, bai.’ Lucky she left me a deli sandwich. I Vishnu could read them all, but in India, of these books, they ban galore.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Harry Potter character divorced his wife? Hag rid.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.
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