I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
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