A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...There’s a new upscale periodical for fashionable, flatulent men. It’s called Ass choir Magazine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Rowan Atkinson refuses to do nude scenes, due to insecurity over his pale complexion. He wrote about it, in fact: The Unbareable Whiteness of Bean.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Was Thoreau a hermit?
Well he did have a Walden existence.
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