Hunched over on your e-bike? You look like Quasi moto!
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Trekkers love poetry – especially hikeus.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
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When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Charles Dickens was quite moved after witnessing the foul, unhygienic conditions of the English workers. One time he saw a man spitting phlegm down a sewer, and was so disgusted that he wrote a novel about it: Grate Expectorations.
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