What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
Coos.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.
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