The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
military
In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
Coos.
I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.
Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.
Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.


