Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
music
Relaxing music puts me in a calm position.
The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.
Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi
A famous composer was also a cyclist. But he refused to ride his new bach, because of the handel bars. So he took it back to the chopin began to rattle off a lizst of complaints. “Grrr… Schwinns,” he cried. But the store owner didn’t understand his unwillingness to ride. ‘Hey, it’s beets hooven‘ he said, ‘especially if you’re bizet! I was hoofin’ the other day, and got gum on my schubert!’ Riding is certainly better than taking de bussy; except if your bike is too heavy. This fellow’s ride weighed 20 kilobrahms! He took a ride by a painter’s castle once and admired the moat’s art. But some half-German, half-Russian idiot almost ran him over – what a scheisskopfsky! The composer fell headlong into a dog turd: a wipeout of operatic proportions – it was poo-chinny! He almost baroque his face, and was so shamed he went into haydn. Lessons learned? Cycling is a taste one must a choir. But if you decide to give up halfway through a ride, de bussy now comes with a bike-rachmaninoff!
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
I’m forming a Kindergarten Metal band. Gonna call it AB/CD.
Michael Jackson always wanted to fly like a bird. He even wrote that song, Be a Tit.


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