Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
music
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
How do you insulate your percussion instruments? With xylofoam.
Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
Broke Bach Mountin’.
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl’
If the group included a garbage man, they would have been the Swillage People. Their music was trashy anyway.
Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.


