The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl’
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...If the group included a garbage man, they would have been the Swillage People. Their music was trashy anyway.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Eminem owns two pipelines in Central Asia:
- Gas Uzbek
- ‘Stan
(what about Sallim Zashadi)?
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do violinists sleep around?
Yes, they straddle various.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I gave up my jazz career to marry a cosmetic surgeon. Now I play the sacks o fun.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
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