How do you insulate your percussion instruments? With xylofoam.
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Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
Broke Bach Mountin’.
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl’
If the group included a garbage man, they would have been the Swillage People. Their music was trashy anyway.
I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
Eminem owns two pipelines in Central Asia:
- Gas Uzbek
- ‘Stan
(what about Sallim Zashadi)?


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