Madonna song about Facebook fatigue: Like Aversion.
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In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
Was Ireland a hotbed of glam rock?
No, Shamrock.
What’s a horse’s favourite Beatles song?
‘Hay Chewed.’
Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
How do you insulate your percussion instruments? With xylofoam.
Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.


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